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Wullie and Dode at the vet

Wullie and Dode at the vet

Wullie and Dode discovered one morning that another two of their pet rabbits had died in the night and that three more were looking poorly. “That’s it,” Wullie told Dode; “we’ve lost 45 rubbits this past fortnicht. We’d better mak an appointment tae see the vet.” The vet took them into the consulting room where […]

Wullie and Dode go to Japan

Wullie and Dode go to Japan

Wullie and Dode were researching their family tree and began hearing rumours that their late grandfather had been part of a Gordon Highlanders battalion dispatched to Japan after World War II. They also heard that the Gordons, including their granda, had enjoyed the company of many Japanese ladies and that, consequently, they likely had many Japanese-Scottish blood […]

Wullie and Dode's day out

Wullie and Dode’s day out

Wullie and Dode decided to leave the cares of the farm behind for a day and went for a run in their Morris Traveller. As they approached Huntly, they spotted a large sign at the end of a farm road: All your slurry problems fixed £40 an hour Cheese sandwiches £2 Wullie turned the Morris […]

Encouraging new talent

Encouraging new talent

Apologies in advance for this joke, but it was inflicted on me a couple of days ago and I don’t see why I should be the only one to suffer. Older readers might remember Hughie Green and his ITV talent show, Opportunity Knocks. Seven variety acts would compete for a place in a grand final […]

Wullie and Dode at the GP

Wullie and Dode at the GP

The village doctor looked up to find that his next patient was Dode and that Dode’s best friend, Wullie, had come along for moral support. The doctor said that a non-relative in a consultation was highly irregular but, seeing how distressed Dode was, bade them enter the consulting room. They sat down and immediately the […]

Wullie and Dode go rowing

Wullie and Dode go rowing

Wullie and Dode are distraught when their drinking buddy dies, but they know that his last wish was to be buried at sea, so they have the body released to them from the mortuary, hire a rowing boat and set off from Balmedie Beach. At about 50 yards out, Dode swings over the side and […]

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